FUNNY JOKES
MAHESH BABU: Yenni slippulettamani kadhu annaya????..
Question digginda leda.
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JR NTR: E college lo modata slip petindi ma taata.
Dorikindi ma taata .
Vaatitho merenti sir nannu peekedi
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RAMCHARAN TEJA: Questions ekkuva ina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu takkuva kaniku.
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PRABASH: Endi oka slip ivandi????
Endi oka question chupinchandi????..
mee hand writing chala bagundi??????.
endi please endi chupinchandi. .
SAI KUMAR: Kanipinche e 3 paperlu??. Question paper, Main paper, Additional paper ithe??? Kanipinchani a 4 va paper ye ra Slip. .
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BALAKRISHNA: Kumaraswamy, Gopalaswamy, Nagendraswamy, ila mugurru slippulu petti dorikipotte???. eeesari puttevadu petevadu kani dorikevadu kaakoodani mokki mari petadu ra ma nanna naaku slip swamy ani.. .
Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
eacher : What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?